unsexual:

is it wrong to be in love with an electric car



queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.



bandaboveall:

Don’t do drugs, kids. Do band. It’s just as addictive and fun to do with friends. It will still ruin your life, but in the best ways possible.



In the practice room
  • Me: I suck.
  • Me: I've only had this piece since Tuesday, I don't suck.
  • Me: I suck. Maybe I wouldn't suck if I didn't miss that day of practice back in 2007.
  • Me: *nails passage* WATCH OUT HOROWITZ
  • Me: I could play this two days ago. Why can't I play it now?
  • Me: Maybe I should take off my ring.
  • Me: I CAN PLAY AGAIN!
  • Me: *messes up* Nope it's just me I'm bound to be a failed musician I will never have enough money for an apartment of my own let alone a family.
  • Me: *cries*
  • Me: *meditates*
  • Me: *succeeds at passage* I can do this!
  • Me: *messes up* No I can't...


Band Songs
  • French Horn: FROM THE BAND ROOOOOOM TO THE FIELD (to the field) TILL THE SPIT DRIPS FROM MY VALVES AND AAALL YOU BITCHES CLAP
  • Flutes: She's first chair and I'm playin too flat, sittin in the second row with all the clarinets and if YOU COULD HEAR THAT I AM TRYING TO ROLL IN
  • Trumpets: My band director don't.My band director don't.My band director don't want us to play high C's son
  • Clarinets: Let's gather round the podium and sing our band geek song it's the S-Q-U-E-A-K-Y I hate my liiife song
  • Saxophones: Sooome day, Iiii'll be, playin tenor sax and all you're ever gonna be altoooo.Why you gotta suck so bad?
  • Percussion: I'ma teach you how to buzz roll son I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one
  • Oboe: The double reed is broooken and they're real expenSIVE.BAND DIRECTOR'S PISSED AND GIVING ME A GLARE
  • Basoon: I'm all about that bass bout that bass no treble
  • Tuba: *Rick Ross grunt in the background*


wildexpeditions:

If we looked at people’s hearts like we look at mountains, the world would be a better place.



fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

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(Source: queerrapidash)



enphotographic:

University of York Concert Orchestra

  • Publisher: Handel, don't write the coloratura line to look like fire.
  • Handel: I'm gonna write it so it looks like fire.
  • Publisher: Handel...
  • Handel: Shh.



Thank you💚
Though it wasn’t like perfectly amazing but thanks
Wish I can go on stage with the double bass at some point in my life urgh idk meh
1st Sep 2014
Ps Cellist is cute ahahahaa